Have a clown phobia? If so, then pray that fatigue never gets the best of you during a long haul through Tanopah, Nevada. Succumbing to weary eyes may leave you no choice but to spend a night at The Clown Motel. Dubbed “America’s Scariest Motel”, this clown themed motel located in the Nevada desert is seventy miles away from the nearest town, which only means your screams will go unheard if you were to be attacked by murderous clowns in the middle of the night. But maybe your screams won’t go totally unheard. They might very well me be loud enough to wake the dead in the old cemetery located just across the parking lot. That’s right — The Clown Motel shares its lot with a cemetery dating back to the nineteen-hundreds and is the final resting place to a bunch of gold miners. Who knows, maybe the spirit of one of the miners will come to your aid if you do find yourself terrorized by a sadistic clown. Then again, why should they come to your aid if no one came to theirs?